I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
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The worst is when Drunky von Wasted posts up next to you & says one of the following cliches:
"I don't know why they make you buy the drinks, when clearly we're just renting 'em!"
"Tequilla? More like Ta Kill Ya!"
"Oh man, this feels almost as good as a blowjob/sex right now!"
talking to other guys at the urinal is a step towards blowing guys in dark alleys
1:53, I think you mean friends with benefits.
just asked my bf why it was so akward, and he was disguisted. i don't see what the big deal is.
now what is funny is going into a public bathroom
stepin up to the urinal
pulling your pants all the way down to your ankles
lifting your shirt up all the way to your chin
and takin a piss 5 yr old style
makes me wonder if you texted that while at the urinal too ;)
Does this text remind anyone else of Along Came Polly?
I'm always appalled at how many guys don't know the No Talking Rule when they cross the bathroom threshhold...
12:54 is that guy that saddles up right next to you when there are like 12 empty urinals and you are the only one in the bathroom and then talks about how great it feels to pee
yes...why must we piss 6 inches away from each other....might as well turn and sword fight each other......fuck the world
1:34 is a cock gazer
i hate when ppl talk to me while im peeing.. so rude! ha
Eyes front, no talking, and any more than three shakes and you're playing with youself.
I thought all guys knew these rules.
I don't understand the talking and peeing thing. It's not so much that it's gross but that, while I'm peeing, I have nothing to say. To anyone.
Dont talk to me in the elevator either....i just may happen to be pissing at that moment...
quite frankly, the only urinating penis i care to be around is my own, thank you.
blatent disreguard for Urinal Ettiquette no talking unless seperated by a partition and the only thing you are allowed to say is " I am out of toilet paper!"
guys, you're just taking a piss. everybody pisses. if you're so homo you're threatened by an exposed, urinating penis in your proximity, just go in the stall in sit down to pee. sissies.
1:53 the adults are trying to have a conversation
^^^ says the cock gazer
Thank you! I don't get why some guys think its ok to talk at the urinal. I don't even get why we are expected to piss right next to each other, need at least a fucking partition, & none of this bullshit pissing in a trough
Dude, if you need toilet paper at the urinal then i never want to use the same mens room as you.
see it makes you a nancy boy that you feel the need to talk while urinating.......the Ladies room is one door over
Would you guys have an issue with talking while peeing if you were not able to see the you're talking to?
thank you for enlightening everyone on the mystery of why girls pee together there 1:53
not really sure what that has to do with a text about the men's room but.......hey what the fuck do I know???
Just for the record... generally, girls WILL talk to eachother between stalls... it covers the sound of peeing :)
ESPECIALLY if we're with our friends
I definitely know the rule, but alot of guys dont
worst was at the bar I look up to see dude next staring at my shit and goes " nice" I almost made the fucker eat the urinal cake
is it still weird when its your friends?
dick in hand = no talk
1:26 is my soul mate...that's what i would do if i were a boy!
That's a man rule. Keep your mouth shut till you leave the bathroom!!
dude, talking while pissing is all good. its just bull-shitting to pass the time. whats the big deal? bunch of fucking nancy boys in here
1:26 & 1:29-
Hilarious!! Thank you! For just a moment, I wished I was a guy so I could try this out at the bar sometime.
hahaha, how I long to do such things, but I have an assquatch =(
I totally agree with this one
So fucking akward...