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  • The worst is when Drunky von Wasted posts up next to you & says one of the following cliches: "I don't know why they make you buy the drinks, when clearly we're just renting 'em!" "Tequilla? More like Ta Kill Ya!" "Oh man, this feels almost as good as a blowjob/sex right now!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:23pm
  • now what is funny is going into a public bathroom stepin up to the urinal pulling your pants all the way down to your ankles lifting your shirt up all the way to your chin and takin a piss 5 yr old style

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:26pm
  • talking to other guys at the urinal is a step towards blowing guys in dark alleys

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:46pm
  • just asked my bf why it was so akward, and he was disguisted. i don't see what the big deal is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 8:50pm
  • Does this text remind anyone else of Along Came Polly?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 7:28pm
  • 1:53, I think you mean friends with benefits.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:56pm
  • makes me wonder if you texted that while at the urinal too ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:11pm
  • ^^^ says the cock gazer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:01pm
  • I'm always appalled at how many guys don't know the No Talking Rule when they cross the bathroom threshhold...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:50pm
  • blatent disreguard for Urinal Ettiquette no talking unless seperated by a partition and the only thing you are allowed to say is " I am out of toilet paper!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:36pm
  • Eyes front, no talking, and any more than three shakes and you're playing with youself. I thought all guys knew these rules.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:33pm
  • 1:34 is a cock gazer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:42pm
  • 12:54 is that guy that saddles up right next to you when there are like 12 empty urinals and you are the only one in the bathroom and then talks about how great it feels to pee

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:12pm
  • Dont talk to me in the elevator either....i just may happen to be pissing at that moment...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 4:32pm
  • guys, you're just taking a piss. everybody pisses. if you're so homo you're threatened by an exposed, urinating penis in your proximity, just go in the stall in sit down to pee. sissies.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:54pm
  • 1:53 the adults are trying to have a conversation

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:59pm
  • I don't understand the talking and peeing thing. It's not so much that it's gross but that, while I'm peeing, I have nothing to say. To anyone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:46pm
  • yes...why must we piss 6 inches away from each other....might as well turn and sword fight each other......fuck the world

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:41pm
  • i hate when ppl talk to me while im peeing.. so rude! ha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:07pm
  • Thank you! I don't get why some guys think its ok to talk at the urinal. I don't even get why we are expected to piss right next to each other, need at least a fucking partition, & none of this bullshit pissing in a trough

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:04pm
  • thank you for enlightening everyone on the mystery of why girls pee together there 1:53 not really sure what that has to do with a text about the men's room but.......hey what the fuck do I know???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:56pm
  • Just for the record... generally, girls WILL talk to eachother between stalls... it covers the sound of peeing :) ESPECIALLY if we're with our friends

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:53pm
  • I definitely know the rule, but alot of guys dont

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:34pm
  • Dude, if you need toilet paper at the urinal then i never want to use the same mens room as you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:43pm
  • worst was at the bar I look up to see dude next staring at my shit and goes " nice" I almost made the fucker eat the urinal cake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 9:21pm
  • quite frankly, the only urinating penis i care to be around is my own, thank you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:00pm
  • see it makes you a nancy boy that you feel the need to talk while urinating.......the Ladies room is one door over

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:16pm
  • Would you guys have an issue with talking while peeing if you were not able to see the you're talking to?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:30pm
  • is it still weird when its your friends?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 3:08pm
  • 1:26 is my soul mate...that's what i would do if i were a boy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:53pm
  • That's a man rule. Keep your mouth shut till you leave the bathroom!!

    Submitted by Batrastard26 on Mar 11, 12 at 11:56pm
  • dude, talking while pissing is all good. its just bull-shitting to pass the time. whats the big deal? bunch of fucking nancy boys in here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:10pm
  • dick in hand = no talk

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:33pm
  • 1:26 & 1:29- Hilarious!! Thank you! For just a moment, I wished I was a guy so I could try this out at the bar sometime.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:18pm
  • hahaha, how I long to do such things, but I have an assquatch =(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:29pm
  • I totally agree with this one So fucking akward...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 3:35am