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  • 53 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:23pm

    The worst is when Drunky von Wasted posts up next to you & says one of the following cliches: "I don't know why they make you buy the drinks, when clearly we're just renting 'em!" "Tequilla? More like Ta Kill Ya!" "Oh man, this feels almost as good as a blowjob/sex right now!"

  • 51 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:46pm

    talking to other guys at the urinal is a step towards blowing guys in dark alleys

  • 48 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:26pm

    now what is funny is going into a public bathroom stepin up to the urinal pulling your pants all the way down to your ankles lifting your shirt up all the way to your chin and takin a piss 5 yr old style

  • 47 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:50pm

    I'm always appalled at how many guys don't know the No Talking Rule when they cross the bathroom threshhold...

  • 42 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:54pm

    guys, you're just taking a piss. everybody pisses. if you're so homo you're threatened by an exposed, urinating penis in your proximity, just go in the stall in sit down to pee. sissies.

  • 43 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:11pm

    makes me wonder if you texted that while at the urinal too ;)

  • 42 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 8:50pm

    just asked my bf why it was so akward, and he was disguisted. i don't see what the big deal is.

  • 43 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 7:28pm

    Does this text remind anyone else of Along Came Polly?

  • 40 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:33pm

    Eyes front, no talking, and any more than three shakes and you're playing with youself. I thought all guys knew these rules.

  • 45 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:56pm

    1:53, I think you mean friends with benefits.

  • 39 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:53pm

    Just for the record... generally, girls WILL talk to eachother between stalls... it covers the sound of peeing :) ESPECIALLY if we're with our friends

  • 45 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:42pm

    1:34 is a cock gazer

  • 38 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:07pm

    i hate when ppl talk to me while im peeing.. so rude! ha

  • 40 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:46pm

    I don't understand the talking and peeing thing. It's not so much that it's gross but that, while I'm peeing, I have nothing to say. To anyone.

  • 40 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:36pm

    blatent disreguard for Urinal Ettiquette no talking unless seperated by a partition and the only thing you are allowed to say is " I am out of toilet paper!"

  • 36 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:34pm

    I definitely know the rule, but alot of guys dont

  • 35 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 4:32pm

    Dont talk to me in the elevator either....i just may happen to be pissing at that moment...

  • 38 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:59pm

    1:53 the adults are trying to have a conversation

  • 35 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:01pm

    ^^^ says the cock gazer

  • 39 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:12pm

    12:54 is that guy that saddles up right next to you when there are like 12 empty urinals and you are the only one in the bathroom and then talks about how great it feels to pee

  • 41 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:41pm

    yes...why must we piss 6 inches away from each other....might as well turn and sword fight each other......fuck the world

  • 41 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:56pm

    thank you for enlightening everyone on the mystery of why girls pee together there 1:53 not really sure what that has to do with a text about the men's room but.......hey what the fuck do I know???

  • 43 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:30pm

    Would you guys have an issue with talking while peeing if you were not able to see the you're talking to?

  • 38 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 9:21pm

    worst was at the bar I look up to see dude next staring at my shit and goes " nice" I almost made the fucker eat the urinal cake

  • 39 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:33pm

    dick in hand = no talk

  • 40 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 3:08pm

    is it still weird when its your friends?

  • 33 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:00pm

    quite frankly, the only urinating penis i care to be around is my own, thank you.

  • 44 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:04pm

    Thank you! I don't get why some guys think its ok to talk at the urinal. I don't even get why we are expected to piss right next to each other, need at least a fucking partition, & none of this bullshit pissing in a trough

  • 34 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:43pm

    Dude, if you need toilet paper at the urinal then i never want to use the same mens room as you.

  • 34 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:10pm

    dude, talking while pissing is all good. its just bull-shitting to pass the time. whats the big deal? bunch of fucking nancy boys in here

  • 35 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:53pm

    1:26 is my soul mate...that's what i would do if i were a boy!

  • 23 19
    Submitted by Batrastard26 on Mar 11, 12 at 11:56pm

    That's a man rule. Keep your mouth shut till you leave the bathroom!!

  • 32 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:16pm

    see it makes you a nancy boy that you feel the need to talk while urinating.......the Ladies room is one door over

  • 37 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:29pm

    hahaha, how I long to do such things, but I have an assquatch =(

  • 26 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:18pm

    1:26 & 1:29- Hilarious!! Thank you! For just a moment, I wished I was a guy so I could try this out at the bar sometime.

  • 33 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 3:35am

    I totally agree with this one So fucking akward...