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  • Who the hell has parents like this..? My dad would high five your body into a shallow grave in the woods by our house.

    Submitted by EatmeTwice on Oct 12, 12 at 3:49pm
  • "Today, I heard my daughter having sex, very loudly. Awk. Ward. When her boyfriend came out of her room, I didn't know what else to say or do, so I high-fived him. FML"

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Oct 12, 12 at 7:59pm
  • From what I hear, your sex life and family life should never overlap.

    Submitted by cseelig11 on Oct 12, 12 at 1:39pm
  • "Hey -- at least my little girl knows how to pick a guy who treats her right!"

    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Oct 27, 12 at 11:11pm
  • Sure cani-whatever. Eat me all you want. But I'll warn you that I'm a guy. Just couldn't think of a good username and "eatme" was already taken.

    Submitted by EatmeTwice on Oct 12, 12 at 6:17pm
  • Consider this a fucking win, literally^^

    Submitted by photorobert on Oct 14, 12 at 2:41pm
  • What the fuck is up with all these posts about "aww man id totally shotgun anyone who had sex with my daughter"? This is 2012, haven't you rednecks died out yet?

    Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Oct 13, 12 at 11:40am
  • That is super weird that her dad did that... If I had a daughter and I heard her cum, I'd automatically start drinking, heavily. and then when you walked out of the room, we would immediately have a little chat in which you'd be speaking in to the barrel of my shot gun

    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Oct 13, 12 at 1:03am
    • Translation: I feel like I should be in control of my daughters' sex life.

      Submitted by raichu100 on Oct 13, 12 at 11:19pm
  • he's def got some fap material for tonight

    Submitted by iso on Oct 12, 12 at 3:43pm
  • He wanted some pointers to use on mom.

    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Oct 12, 12 at 1:56pm
  • FAKE.

    Submitted by ItWasntAKickball on Oct 19, 12 at 4:41am
  • It sounds like its time for you and your girl to get a trailer of your own.

    Submitted by CessnaDriver on Oct 13, 12 at 10:21am
  • Huh bra

    Submitted by steve671 on Oct 12, 12 at 8:19pm