Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
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Who the hell has parents like this..? My dad would high five your body into a shallow grave in the woods by our house.
Ok so we don't tell your dad. Do I still eat you twice?
"Today, I heard my daughter having sex, very loudly. Awk. Ward. When her boyfriend came out of her room, I didn't know what else to say or do, so I high-fived him. FML"
From what I hear, your sex life and family life should never overlap.
"Hey -- at least my little girl knows how to pick a guy who treats her right!"
Sure cani-whatever. Eat me all you want. But I'll warn you that I'm a guy. Just couldn't think of a good username and "eatme" was already taken.
I especially withdraw my comment, and show disdain upon your ambiguous title.
Sorry about the misunderstanding friend lol. I'm sure we can move past this haha.
Consider this a fucking win, literally^^
What the fuck is up with all these posts about "aww man id totally shotgun anyone who had sex with my daughter"? This is 2012, haven't you rednecks died out yet?
I count one...
That is super weird that her dad did that... If I had a daughter and I heard her cum, I'd automatically start drinking, heavily. and then when you walked out of the room, we would immediately have a little chat in which you'd be speaking in to the barrel of my shot gun
Translation: I feel like I should be in control of my daughters' sex life.
he's def got some fap material for tonight
He wanted some pointers to use on mom.
It sounds like its time for you and your girl to get a trailer of your own.