I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
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If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
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They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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