I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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