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    Submitted by armchairguru on Sep 5, 12 at 9:55pm
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    If Shark Week begins while she's sleeping over, mattress protectors prevent you looking like a murderer,and keeps mattress Craigslistable when the semester is over.

  • 40 30
    Submitted by rikie83 on Sep 5, 12 at 11:07am
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    Now all you need is lube and a partner with no sexual barriers for lots more fun!

  • 33 24
    Submitted by sarcasticSOB on Sep 5, 12 at 3:34pm
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    How are the condoms supposed to help you with your bedwetting?

  • 30 20
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Sep 7, 12 at 10:30am
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    Squirters are sooo much fun...

  • 29 27
    Submitted by Courtzd91 on Sep 5, 12 at 3:43pm
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    Lol at sarcasticSOB

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    Submitted by bamalassie07 on Sep 6, 12 at 12:27am
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    My bf really needs to invest in one of those for us. Things tend to get a little messy!

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    Submitted by snowman87 on Sep 5, 12 at 5:22pm
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    You either still piss the sheets or she's a major squirter.