In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
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If Shark Week begins while she's sleeping over, mattress protectors prevent you looking like a murderer,and keeps mattress Craigslistable when the semester is over.
How are the condoms supposed to help you with your bedwetting?
Lol at sarcasticSOB
Squirters are sooo much fun...
Now all you need is lube and a partner with no sexual barriers for lots more fun!
You either still piss the sheets or she's a major squirter.
My bf really needs to invest in one of those for us. Things tend to get a little messy!