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  • 63 54
    Submitted by armchairguru on Sep 5, 12 at 9:55pm

    If Shark Week begins while she's sleeping over, mattress protectors prevent you looking like a murderer,and keeps mattress Craigslistable when the semester is over.

  • 62 60
    Submitted by bamalassie07 on Sep 6, 12 at 12:27am

    My bf really needs to invest in one of those for us. Things tend to get a little messy!

  • 59 55
    Submitted by sarcasticSOB on Sep 5, 12 at 3:34pm

    How are the condoms supposed to help you with your bedwetting?

  • 55 50
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Sep 7, 12 at 10:30am

    Squirters are sooo much fun...

  • 63 67
    Submitted by rikie83 on Sep 5, 12 at 11:07am

    Now all you need is lube and a partner with no sexual barriers for lots more fun!

  • 59 63
    Submitted by snowman87 on Sep 5, 12 at 5:22pm

    You either still piss the sheets or she's a major squirter.

  • 56 59
    Submitted by Courtzd91 on Sep 5, 12 at 3:43pm

    Lol at sarcasticSOB