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  • If Shark Week begins while she's sleeping over, mattress protectors prevent you looking like a murderer,and keeps mattress Craigslistable when the semester is over.

    Submitted by armchairguru on Sep 5, 12 at 9:55pm
  • How are the condoms supposed to help you with your bedwetting?

    Submitted by sarcasticSOB on Sep 5, 12 at 3:34pm
  • Squirters are sooo much fun...

    Submitted by wubbazugg on Sep 7, 12 at 10:30am
  • Lol at sarcasticSOB

    Submitted by Courtzd91 on Sep 5, 12 at 3:43pm
  • You either still piss the sheets or she's a major squirter.

    Submitted by snowman87 on Sep 5, 12 at 5:22pm
  • Now all you need is lube and a partner with no sexual barriers for lots more fun!

    Submitted by rikie83 on Sep 5, 12 at 11:07am
  • My bf really needs to invest in one of those for us. Things tend to get a little messy!

    Submitted by bamalassie07 on Sep 6, 12 at 12:27am