I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I deserve this hangover.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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