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  • Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on Aug 12, 11 at 5:51pm

    YOU get a penis! And YOU get a penis! EVERYONE GETS A PENIS!

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      Submitted by ck24 on Aug 12, 11 at 11:53pm

      hahahahaha... epic

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    Submitted by Michguy on Aug 12, 11 at 4:35pm

    The vag has to be open to give it too though.

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    Submitted by MadF00L on Aug 13, 11 at 1:48am

    Am I the only one reading the OP differently? "giving that shit away" means "failing to hook up with said vagina and handing it off to someone who could"?

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    Submitted by blackbird17 on Aug 14, 11 at 1:09pm

    Keep it classy salt lake city

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    Submitted by porksword on Aug 12, 11 at 4:53pm

    Spread the love/legs

  • Submitted by enormoustard on Aug 12, 11 at 4:24pm

    He's a man. He's hardwired to fuck everything. Don't blame him, blame god.

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    Submitted by ashton131 on Aug 1, 12 at 1:38am

    Everyone look under your chairs!\n\nThat's right! A balooga whale for you! And a balooga whale for you! Balooga whales for everybody!!!!!\n\n-comedy show about how all of operas gifts just get bigger every time-