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  • YOU get a penis! And YOU get a penis! EVERYONE GETS A PENIS!

    Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on Aug 12, 11 at 5:51pm
  • The vag has to be open to give it too though.

    Submitted by Michguy on Aug 12, 11 at 4:35pm
  • Am I the only one reading the OP differently? "giving that shit away" means "failing to hook up with said vagina and handing it off to someone who could"?

    Submitted by MadF00L on Aug 13, 11 at 1:48am
  • Keep it classy salt lake city

    Submitted by blackbird17 on Aug 14, 11 at 1:09pm
  • Spread the love/legs

    Submitted by porksword on Aug 12, 11 at 4:53pm
  • Everyone look under your chairs!\n\nThat's right! A balooga whale for you! And a balooga whale for you! Balooga whales for everybody!!!!!\n\n-comedy show about how all of operas gifts just get bigger every time-

    Submitted by ashton131 on Aug 1, 12 at 1:38am
  • He's a man. He's hardwired to fuck everything. Don't blame him, blame god.

    Submitted by enormoustard on Aug 12, 11 at 4:24pm