I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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