woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
We had sex on a dog bed..
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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