4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
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I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
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Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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