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  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 12:02pm

    This text is so my lfe.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 1:37am

    i think it is epic behavior

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 9:41pm

    It was already a bad night, but then you used the archaic term epic fail in a text message. You should have drank more.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:29am

    how can you go to a bar and NOT get drunk? please tell me you didnt agree to be the DD.... thats why they have cabs and mormon friends....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 3:50pm

    Epic failure with responsible behavior, me likey!! lol 310 bitches!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 8:31pm

    That seems about right.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 9:13pm

    for the win, or if your in a biker gang fuck the world. usully for the win.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 4:39am

    u so totes extrmly fail at life

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 8:54pm

    I agree with 773. Responsible fail.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 8:31pm

    Responsible fail? Perfect.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 1:03am

    definitely not 'epic behavior'

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 10:04pm

    lol officially my new favorite pharse

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:39pm

    Responsible Fail. New catch phrase for doing the right thing, even if it is a bit of a bonehead play. I hoist a mug to you.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 8:32pm

    Mkay I understand the whole unlaid thing, that's outta your control... But sober? Why would you go to the bar?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 5:48am

    thats fucked up thats epic level fucked up like fucking a dying whore fucked up

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:49am

    Yeah, you don't get laid because you say 'epic fail.'

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 8:23pm

    what does "ftw" mean?

  • 79 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 10:07pm

    ....I think if you're unlaid, which can be beyond control sometimes...how could you NOT be drunk? A little!?

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    Submitted by tylerknapp3 on Nov 26, 11 at 1:43am

    Epic fail