Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
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It was already a bad night, but then you used the archaic term epic fail in a text message. You should have drank more.
i think it is epic behavior
This text is so my lfe.
how can you go to a bar and NOT get drunk? please tell me you didnt agree to be the DD.... thats why they have cabs and mormon friends....
for the win, or if your in a biker gang fuck the world. usully for the win.
I agree with 773. Responsible fail.
u so totes extrmly fail at life
Responsible fail? Perfect.
That seems about right.
Epic failure with responsible behavior, me likey!! lol 310 bitches!
definitely not 'epic behavior'
Responsible Fail. New catch phrase for doing the right thing, even if it is a bit of a bonehead play. I hoist a mug to you.
what does "ftw" mean?
Mkay I understand the whole unlaid thing, that's outta your control... But sober? Why would you go to the bar?
thats fucked up thats epic level fucked up like fucking a dying whore fucked up
lol officially my new favorite pharse
Yeah, you don't get laid because you say 'epic fail.'
....I think if you're unlaid, which can be beyond control sometimes...how could you NOT be drunk? A little!?