The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Randomize
