forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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