I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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