ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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