If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
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Not being able to get laid doesn't make you g@y. You're not g@y until and unless you actually start liking dick. If you can't get laid, then you've got some problem not related to your sexual orientation. You're physically unattractive, you're shy and lack confidence, or your behavior just puts women off for whatever reason, but you're not g@y.
Unless you're getting shot in the ass
You spelled g@y wrong, it's u g l y
You ain't got no alibi! You ugly! Yeah yeah! You ugly!
Havana that's awesome lol I was wondering if someone would mention that lol I salute you
Try taking the cock out of your mouth...that'd be much less painful than a gun shot wound...
If there is any question about it, you're already gayy.
I have seen MMA fighters have a hard time getting laid. Just find some bitch with low self esteem, insult her, take her home. It is almost too simple.