its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
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She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
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I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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