I just threw up on my dentist
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
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That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
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I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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