i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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