i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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