Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
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May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
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... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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