As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Did we literally take a cab across the street
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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