I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
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update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
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Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
A+ Viking dick
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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