I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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