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  • Consult a doctor if you have an erection that lasts longer than four hours.

    Submitted by arthurlux on Dec 7, 11 at 1:40pm
  • 4 hours? If she's any good it won't take that long. I hope he gets rollover minutes!

    Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 7, 11 at 1:35pm
    • I would hold her to it. Even if he did finish. With the egg timer.. Rollover minutes ftw. But the real question here is.... Would you go for quantity and frequency, or quality and duration?

      Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 7, 11 at 2:58pm
      • If it takes half an hour to get him off then he still has the remaining time at his disposal. To your other point: I don't have a penis, but overall skill and quality win over frequency every time. NEVER underestimate a man that really knows how to make your toes curl!!! Or the shit she'll do for him!

        Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 7, 11 at 3:16pm
        • Since I *do* have a penis, I'm going to have to agree, quality prevails. If my girls feet aren't cramped up, then relaxed from exhaustion at the end, I haven't finished my job.\nI wish you could thumbs up comment replies.

          Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 7, 11 at 7:55pm
          • Most girls mouth will be tired after half an hour and it'll turn into a "toother". Still worth the effort of giving the kid a double of NyQuil or Vicks 44, he'll be out in half an hour.

            Submitted by porksword on Dec 7, 11 at 8:11pm
            • If you do it right, he'll blow in minutes..... Trust me....

              Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 7, 11 at 8:38pm
            • What! I don't think so. I've never gotten fatigued before finishing a guy off. Nobody likes a quitter!

              Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 7, 11 at 10:12pm
              • See this is the kind of woman our children should be using as a role model.. not some dumb bitch that shaves her head cause she's a spoiled POP star

                Submitted by Wolf32889 on Dec 7, 11 at 11:41pm
            • Half an hour? Fuck, I take a double of the green death and even I'm feelin it, and I'm 6' 210.. I can't even imagine what it would do to a kid.. Lol

              Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 7, 11 at 10:25pm
        • I can't comment to the one down at the bottom, but.... The world needs a few more like you. Nobody likes a quitter! >:D

          Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 7, 11 at 10:26pm
          • Are you flirting with me? ;-) LOL

            Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 7, 11 at 10:43pm
            • LMAO! He's flirting with EVERYONE. :-D

              Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 7, 11 at 11:04pm
              • I see that. LOL

                Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 7, 11 at 11:06pm
                • Hey hey... What am I, the site peace pipe now? \nWait... Smoke n pass... Suddenly I'm alright with this concept.....

                  Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 7, 11 at 11:48pm
                  • Where's your equally flirtatious partner in crime... Nunu can't use that hungover BS excuse two nights in a row.

                    Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 8, 11 at 12:04am
                    • Nunu flirts with threeoneseven. LOL. Wub will you flirt with us now? Wait.... How old are you? LOL

                      Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 8, 11 at 12:06am
                      • How old is he? Not sure who you are asking because you replied to one of my comments.

                        Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 8, 11 at 12:17am
                        • I'm young enough to have fun, but old enough to know better.. In *most* cases anyway.... :P

                          Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 8, 11 at 12:22am
                        • Asking Wub how old he is. :-P

                          Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 8, 11 at 12:22am
                          • Once again, the site is being retarded, and I cannot post to the appropriate comment... If it really matters, I'll be 26 next month

                            Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 8, 11 at 12:34am
                          • And yes, I'm single :P

                            Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 8, 11 at 12:52am
                            • Cool, so its OK for me to keep flirting with you? Ha!

                              Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 8, 11 at 1:06am
                          • I don't see why not ;) this is getting a bit drawn-out though, if you feel so inclined... zuggalo69@yahoo.com may be easier :P

                            Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 8, 11 at 1:14am
              • Yes he does... but Wubb is fun to talk to. he has interesting perspectives on life... and piercings...lol. Ok Wubby, i'll stop before ya start blushing ;-)

                Submitted by threeoneseven on Dec 8, 11 at 7:29am
                • Yeah, but WHERE are they?

                  Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 8, 11 at 10:28am
                  • Everywhere you are thinking they might be..... wink wink. Chat with him, he really is entertaining, just like Nunu is :-D

                    Submitted by threeoneseven on Dec 8, 11 at 11:20am
                    • Mmhmmm.... ^_^\nand you can't make me blush. Trust me. The life I've grown up with, fuck....

                      Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 8, 11 at 11:31am
                    • He's too young... Women like me would only chew him up and spit him out leaving him breathless, stunned, and stuttering.

                      Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 8, 11 at 12:47pm
    • Well...if she's any good she can also make the blow job last longer, but that involves a little teasing and pulling away when he's about done. I personally like to use this technique with my boyfriend because blowjobs are enjoyable. \nTMI? Yeah.

      Submitted by Kniros on Dec 8, 11 at 3:19am
    • He is just a boy H. Don't waste your time on him. I can show you what a real man is.

      Submitted by gostrong on Dec 9, 11 at 12:24am
  • Well I have the chloroform here, don't ask why...

    Submitted by Phys on Dec 7, 11 at 2:01pm
  • Challenge accepted

    Submitted by rextoration on Dec 7, 11 at 1:36pm
  • how about 40 min bj and 3hr anal.....thats being nice right

    Submitted by PHD1026 on Dec 7, 11 at 11:27pm
  • I need Benadryl and a plane ticket STAT...

    Submitted by cannabislecter on Dec 7, 11 at 1:21pm
  • Seems like cutting out the middle man would be more efficient.

    Submitted by sevensevenseven on Dec 7, 11 at 6:45pm
  • No shit jackdan. And im sure its not supposed to be taken literally

    Submitted by gioman420 on Dec 7, 11 at 8:56pm
  • Someone's baby-sitting a pretty bad kid!

    Submitted by peachpie88 on Dec 7, 11 at 2:54pm
  • Four hours? Thats not very long.

    Submitted by mizlickzalot on Dec 7, 11 at 2:47pm
  • Where did GA_Peach go?

    Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Dec 7, 11 at 1:35pm
    • Good question... Maybe she is having issues with... wasn't it her ankle? I haven't seen her on here for at least a few days... Although I haven't read through all the posts as I've been infected with all the germs my little carrier monkeys have shared the past couple of weeks.... :-)

      Submitted by threeoneseven on Dec 8, 11 at 7:34am
  • man....my neck would start to hurt.

    Submitted by preppygirl on Dec 7, 11 at 9:48pm
  • Let's compromise... I'll lock him in the closet and you only have to do it for 2 hours.

    Submitted by slaesar on Dec 7, 11 at 6:58pm
  • I'll take a 4 hour bj if she swallows and keeps going. Although most chicks will give up in 30 or so.

    Submitted by Vardar on Dec 8, 11 at 5:11am
  • Damn can y'all just meet up some where and just have an orgy and not blow up the comment wall...

    Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Dec 8, 11 at 5:06am
  • Bull shit. She must really b bad. And.... Her jaw would get tired waaaay before the 4 hours was up.

    Submitted by jackdan on Dec 7, 11 at 6:40pm
  • Good luck with that....

    Submitted by spikki on Dec 8, 11 at 1:45am
  • Any girl who can't go for at least 2 hours, I send em back to whore island for some refresher training! To quote Too $hort: "now I'm sayin bitch suck better!"

    Submitted by 909Berdoo on Dec 9, 11 at 12:47am
  • Nobody likes a quitter but everyone likes a squirter.

    Submitted by bass80hz on Sep 27, 12 at 8:41pm
  • Deal

    Submitted by hogfish on Oct 22, 13 at 8:12pm
  • Uhm, did I text this...sounds like something I'd say to my guy.

    Submitted by classsssssyy on Mar 19, 13 at 1:11pm