More tranny stories later!
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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