Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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