It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
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Or maybe churning butter with a toothpick?
Yo he's saying he was with a loose girl get it right
That's what happens when your dick is skinny enough to fit in a tp tube.
Like tossin a hot dog down the hallway
a thumb tack in a mine shaft
Like a hot dog in the hallway? ;)
In soviet Russia those tadpoles come from chuck norris
because tadpoles live in saltwater?
757 you are letting me down...
Fucking a warm glass of water were you?
Did you guys know that a sperm whale ejeculates up to 10 gallons of sperm during sex, but only 5% actually makes it in the female. Guess that explains why the ocean is so salty... ^^
Ftw: 4:29 bahahaha
In soviet Russia, those little tadpoles swim
In our mouths
Make us proud Virginia! Prob just another Navy wife, whose husband is out to sea. I love finding women like you around the 4th month. When I unzip my pants you're like a baby bird waiting on it's first worm!
loose like a wizards sleeve?
i don't know too many guys that would feel comfortable referring to their dick publicly as a little tadpole
Mardi Gras 2010!!
Tadpoles are fresh water and would ddiein the ocean dumby