my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
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I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
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True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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