ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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