im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
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Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
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We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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