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  • Dude, anyone who has gone to Michigan knows the truth. The girls aren't fat. They're all fucking asian. Which means the majority of them look like someone punched them in the face 48 times, but they're all skinny as hell. That said, I'd rather have a decent-looking chick making awesome money with her Michigan degree than a hot drunk mess looking for that Mrs. degree from Michigan State.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 6:53am
  • I'm not gonna argue that Michigan has the hottest girls, but at least we have academic standards. Plowing fat girls is more of an extracurricular activity here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 12:51am
  • Hahahahahahaha what a very astute explanation!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 12:48am
  • Steve Phillips is a baseball analyst for ESPN. Apparently, he temporarily withdrew from the broadcast team after it came out that he had an affair with someone on the set. By the looks of this text, the OP is insinuating that this lady was fat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 12:47am
  • Back to school, back to school, to prove to Daddy that im no fool.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:26am
  • Everyone fails to remember the pre reqs for being on the Ohio state football team, prison fucking your roomate at camp and holding up party stores. It prepares them for their post college careers. They should add "would you like fries with that?" 101 to cover all the bases.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:47pm
  • Is that even fucking possible? You increasingly stupid fucking idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 12:54am
  • wrong. it's at least a 300 level course...nobody gets laid at UM til they pass "how to look like a tool 101" and "being a sore loser 235".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 12:04pm
  • Michigan is the best. Go 810!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 4:28pm
  • lol no. he basically said "it's not, but supposing it was..." good job though at failing at logical fallacies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 6:36pm
  • It's funny because UofM sucks. And I can say that having lived in Michigan and known several people that went to school there. Overrated sports, overrated academics, overrated city... My hope is that one day everyone in that whore, Ann Arbor, will grab ahold of a building or lamp post or mail box, and their collective over-inflated egos and hot air spewing forth will lift the town from it foundation and they float on to somewhere else, to try and convince another people why they are "the best".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 10:49am
  • I love Michigan but it's sad because it's true lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 3:57am
  • I'm so glad I read 12:54, then 12:53. I laughed so hard Coke Zero came out my nose. It burns so good, though...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 12:56am
  • At least he went to class and received good marks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 12:57am
  • Steve Phillips....what

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 12:40am
  • Should have gone to Michigan State

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 7:33pm
  • u of m doesnt have that many fat girls, theyre all asian

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 8:45pm
  • 6:11 lolololol best post on this thread by far

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 11:37pm
  • her name is Brooke Hundley and she looks like a fat, long haired dude that has been playing WOW in his mom's basement for the last 10 years....at least that what the pic in the NY Post looks like....you would think steve could do better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:51pm
  • " People who say that U of M is overrated seriously just don't know what they're talking about. Even if it is overrated..." Contradict much?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 11:02am
  • I don't give a damn about the whole state of Michigan..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 12:51am
  • SMOKE GREEN! SNORT WHITE!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 12:04am
  • Fuck yea. and go buckeyes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 11:46am
  • Why so much hate for the fat girls? They need love too, yanno.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 9:58am
  • Am I the only person really confused over this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 12:43am
  • WTF does this even mean?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 12:41am
  • LOL at all the U of M fans making defensive "oh yeah well OSU sucks" jokes. Yeah, Michigan students are so smart they don't even recognize another Michigan zip code.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 9:47pm
  • Fat girls are like mopeds...fun to ride til ur friends see you on them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:17am
  • Hahahahahahahahaha. 8-----------------------------------D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:18am
  • Uhhh u mean 40-40? Dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 12:51am
  • not cool 6:53, not cool. go green! go white!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 10:28pm
  • Stop looking at me swan.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:40am
  • whatever, my mba and i will be laughing all the way to the bank.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 10:34am
  • I'm banning "just sayin'" and "it is what it is". You sound like a dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 7:51am
  • Phillips has poor taste in broads...period. The pussy he was getting on the side is young but U G L Y and FAT. The pussy he is married to is ugly enough to make anyone's dick shrivel up just to hide. Phillips is a huge loser any way you look at it -- and his crummy taste in pussy is all over the airwaves. I'd shoot myself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:45pm
  • YES i hate michigan!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 3:45am
  • Awesome awesome awesome. Fuck Michigan!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:29am
  • We are... Penn State. And go Phillies. Two reasons for me not to like Steve Phillips.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:12pm
  • What are clit burgers?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:50am
  • Like "lol", but in kitty form.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:04am
  • uofm girls are butterfaces but defly not fat. on average that is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:44pm
  • Yeah but they gotta pay

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 10:08am
  • Have y'all not seen how fat and ugly the young girl is that Steve was bangin? Google it, her last name is Hundley I believe.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 3:12am
  • How about this? My dick gets hard at the sight of three year olds. Chew on that for a while.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 10:17pm
  • That shit is so funny. Galunga unga bunga.... Hahahahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:15am
  • DICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:22am
  • BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAMAS!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:14am
  • Hahahahaha no, 12:54 ftw!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:09am
  • I FUCKING HATE MICHIGAN IT IS THE BIGGEST PIECE OF SHIT IN THE WORLD WE SHOULD HAVE NUKED IT BY NOW

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 6:11pm
  • Oh. In that case... LAWLCATS!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:04am
  • FUCK MY EYE SOCKETS RIGHT OFF MY FACE!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 12:53am
  • COCKSCOCKSCOCKSCOCKSCOCKS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 7:32am
  • I'm from michagin u retard

    Submitted by bcdiddy on Jul 1, 10 at 1:48am
  • Lol I single handedly evened up the like/dislike 49-40

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 12:51am
  • 9:47...excuse me for saying so, but you're fucking dumb. First of all, I see two posts in this string of 70 that read some variation of "OSU sucks". Secondly, IT'S CALLED AN AREA CODE. NOT A ZIP CODE. GO BACK TO ELEMENTARY SCHOOL. (Or if coloring, naps, and playtime are too tough, you could always go to OSU.) And THAT is how to count to three.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 10:40pm