Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
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Dude, anyone who has gone to Michigan knows the truth. The girls aren't fat. They're all fucking asian. Which means the majority of them look like someone punched them in the face 48 times, but they're all skinny as hell. That said, I'd rather have a decent-looking chick making awesome money with her Michigan degree than a hot drunk mess looking for that Mrs. degree from Michigan State.
I'm not gonna argue that Michigan has the hottest girls, but at least we have academic standards. Plowing fat girls is more of an extracurricular activity here.
Everyone fails to remember the pre reqs for being on the Ohio state football team, prison fucking your roomate at camp and holding up party stores. It prepares them for their post college careers. They should add "would you like fries with that?" 101 to cover all the bases.
Steve Phillips is a baseball analyst for ESPN. Apparently, he temporarily withdrew from the broadcast team after it came out that he had an affair with someone on the set. By the looks of this text, the OP is insinuating that this lady was fat.
Hahahahahahaha what a very astute explanation!!!
Is that even fucking possible? You increasingly stupid fucking idiot.
Back to school, back to school, to prove to
Daddy that im no fool.
wrong. it's at least a 300 level course...nobody gets laid at UM til they pass "how to look like a tool 101" and "being a sore loser 235".
lol no. he basically said "it's not, but supposing it was..."
good job though at failing at logical fallacies
Michigan is the best. Go 810!!!!
I'm so glad I read 12:54, then 12:53. I laughed so hard Coke Zero came out my nose. It burns so good, though...
It's funny because UofM sucks. And I can say that having lived in Michigan and known several people that went to school there. Overrated sports, overrated academics, overrated city... My hope is that one day everyone in that whore, Ann Arbor, will grab ahold of a building or lamp post or mail box, and their collective over-inflated egos and hot air spewing forth will lift the town from it foundation and they float on to somewhere else, to try and convince another people why they are "the best".
At least he went to class and received good marks.
u of m doesnt have that many fat girls, theyre all asian
SMOKE GREEN! SNORT WHITE!
6:11 lolololol best post on this thread by far
I love Michigan but it's sad because it's true lol.
Why so much hate for the fat girls? They need love too, yanno.
Uhhh u mean 40-40? Dumbass
Should have gone to Michigan State
and go buckeyes
" People who say that U of M is overrated seriously just don't know what they're talking about. Even if it is overrated..."
Am I the only person really confused over this?
her name is Brooke Hundley and she looks like a fat, long haired dude that has been playing WOW in his mom's basement for the last 10 years....at least that what the pic in the NY Post looks like....you would think steve could do better.
I'm banning "just sayin'" and "it is what it is". You sound like a dick
I don't give a damn about the whole state of Michigan..
LOL at all the U of M fans making defensive "oh yeah well OSU sucks" jokes. Yeah, Michigan students are so smart they don't even recognize another Michigan zip code.
WTF does this even mean?
not cool 6:53, not cool. go green! go white!
whatever, my mba and i will be laughing all the way to the bank.
We are... Penn State. And go Phillies. Two reasons for me not to like Steve Phillips.
Fat girls are like mopeds...fun to ride til ur friends see you on them.
Phillips has poor taste in broads...period. The pussy he was getting on the side is young but U G L Y and FAT. The pussy he is married to is ugly enough to make anyone's dick shrivel up just to hide. Phillips is a huge loser any way you look at it -- and his crummy taste in pussy is all over the airwaves. I'd shoot myself
YES i hate michigan!
Stop looking at me swan.
Awesome awesome awesome. Fuck Michigan!
What are clit burgers?
Yeah but they gotta pay
Like "lol", but in kitty form.
I FUCKING HATE MICHIGAN IT IS THE BIGGEST PIECE OF SHIT IN THE WORLD WE SHOULD HAVE NUKED IT BY NOW
Have y'all not seen how fat and ugly the young girl is that Steve was bangin? Google it, her last name is Hundley I believe.
uofm girls are butterfaces but defly not fat. on average that is.
That shit is so funny. Galunga unga bunga.... Hahahahahahaha
Oh. In that case... LAWLCATS!!!!
How about this? My dick gets hard at the sight of three year olds. Chew on that for a while.
I'm from michagin u retard
Hahahahaha no, 12:54 ftw!!!!!!
FUCK MY EYE SOCKETS RIGHT OFF MY FACE!!!!
Lol I single handedly evened up the like/dislike 49-40
9:47...excuse me for saying so, but you're fucking dumb. First of all, I see two posts in this string of 70 that read some variation of "OSU sucks". Secondly, IT'S CALLED AN AREA CODE. NOT A ZIP CODE. GO BACK TO ELEMENTARY SCHOOL. (Or if coloring, naps, and playtime are too tough, you could always go to OSU.)
And THAT is how to count to three.