We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
it's great music for shaving your balls
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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