i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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