What a fucking waste of an outfit
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
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