youre lurking in front of me
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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