We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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