If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
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Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
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You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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