I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
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I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
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why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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