Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
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if i were u id actually do this
2:28 major douche + fails at life
Who cares what it weighs? You can't shit anything bigger than Bono
hahahaha priceless i wish i had one
i agree with 11:02. i like to believe girls dont poop
i weigh myself before and after. basic subtraction! 3 POUNDS! beat that!
Why would anyone want to WEIGH their poop? I mean, honestly.
That sounds like a fantastic idea.
I work in a lab - we have a toilet that does this...
LOL 7:51. Because I'm a girl who is okay with poop talk? Sorry to burst your bubbles, but girls do take shits.
Lol. I'm glad I'm not the only one with this idea. That and a digital camera to take a picture of it.
why is this still at the top, this site never updates, pretty bush league.
Weigh yourself on a scale before & after pooping and calculate the difference.
I may or may not do this sometimes...
when females dont poop it means they are not ingesting enough calories and it is their bodies response to the lack of nutrients. hold on to everything it can. so any healthy female is going to TAKE A DUMP. including the sexy ones.
why? just... why?
i believe that dr. toilet reads the contents. i would not be surprised if he can also weigh it though. Also, i wouldnt want a toilet that feels degraded when i shit into it when its napping
can't dr. toilet on scrubs do that?
this is amazing! i would buy one right now, regardless of cost
4:53 mr. marsh shit bigger than bono didnt he
i already invented this you cock smokers! go smoke some cock!
im a girl and i dont poop. ever.
10:45 LOL will "diarrhea and constipation" be your specialization at med school for you to need to ask people about their poop so much? i told you something needed to be wrong with you, so yeah thanks for clarifying
who thinks sotomayor should get approved and who doesn't? poll time people
Underwater cam facing up!
Well I'm a girl too and I think this idea is pure genius.. And I'm not fat, ugly, or whatever else you wanna try to call me
HAHAHHA DR TOILET <3
MARKET!! MARKET!! MARKET!! MARKET!!
Metabolism studies require this - weight before, weight after and all the other weight gained and lost from eating/peeing/pooping.
Full of shit 12:05? Literally?
1225 you win haha
lmao, 4:53, I think I may have shit something bigger than Bono this morning. Unless that WAS Bono! I didn't get a picture, though =(
it is actually. it's like you know me or something.
everyone leave this page.. I have to POOP
To understand the importance of poop in medicine go look up The Poop Song-Scrubs on Youtube. No need to thank me.
they already have toliets that do that.
i would buy one just because
bidets kind of can cover that 508
fine 11:17 (im assuming youre 11:11 and the rest of the pro-girl poop) if you insist, we can have anal sex after all, just dont get pissy :)
okay fine 10:23 than you must be ugly / fat / or something def. needs to be wrong with you.
sorry, thats how it is. (ps: pics of yourself or you're gross)
Pissy? Wrong hole. You mean poopy.
I think they have those in regular homes in Germany
actually im a girl and this was my idea
Stop saying you have to be a girl to not like this idea. I'm a girl and think it's pure genius.
i want one that jerks me off...
Yes. Yes. Yes.
Or you could weigh yourself before and after... Cheaper. Also, poop doesn't make as much of a difference as pee does.
So glad this is anonymous...
Seriously? GTFO 2:28.
you just jump on scales immediately prior to poop,
then weigh again straight after,
then simple maths and hey presto
you could prob even draw a graph if you wanted
And considering you are using the anoniminity of this website to start arguments, I would think you need to get laid too, no?
i might. im a pre med student too in california. what are the odds, poop girl
i want one that wipes my ass
ha ha ha poop is the shit!
you need to get laid 10:57. but i guess you scare away all the guys when you take smelly shits and ask them if they want to talk about it during sex
wow. i justt gotta say wow.
HOWS THIS FOR AN INVENTION: A MACHINE THAT AUTOMATICALLY PUNHCES YOU IN THE FACE WHENEVER YOU HAVE A STUPID IDEA. LIKE THIS ONE.
"Who would have thought you could be /so/ full of shit?"
Thats just genious!!
7:11 stfu this isnt the place for that shit, we're here to discuss more important things like poop weight
Possible with any toilet. Think of a scat-related version of Archimedes and the golden crown.
alert: 7:35 is a transexual who still thinks its a girl
ive always wanted the flow meter/volume meter for urinals myself. See how much my bladder can hold.
for both, bathrooms could keep track of record setters and have a leaderboard, like on arcade games. type in your initials!
2nd 4:53 South Park reference FTW.
sorry man i already hold the patent for this... and 5:03 thank you for opening my eyes for another demographic that i could market this to
LMAO 10:34. you sound like a guy. Quite amused though.
Plus, I am ok with poop because I will be going to medical school. AKA I will be asking many people about their poop. Does that clear things up?
8:04 "you're" just stupid. and "buy" one
sorry, i couldn't resist being a grammar nazi
5:34 Why are you yelling? You must be pretty worked up about this.
i get my share of sorostitutes every day 11:09 so ill have to take a raincheck on hooking up with you, but im flattered
This was done in the craptacular on Howard Stern
Oh and the OP is a chick, I know her.
11:02, you live in some kind of la-la-land where unicorns frolic and girls don't poop.
can we make a toilet that gives off a smelling measurement while we're at it....?
5:06 - that is a genius idea, that would make urinals at bars so much more fun.
5:34- you're a retard, this is a great fucking idea. you're either a chick or a dueche cause any man who drops a big duece is curious. especially southpark fans.
this site sucks, no updates for hours at a time
4:50 so men can see how big there poo was.
this wouldn't appeal to women who don't poop
Just an FYI, if girls didn't poop, anal would NOT be the clean sport it (most of the time) is.
So, all you ignorant guys, go find a girl who doesn't poop and put it in her ass. See what happens when you pull out. For reference to that, watch Zack and Miri.
Annorexics and bulimics would LOVE this!
OMG AS THE PRESIDENT OF THE ANTI JONAS BROTHERS CLUB I THINK THIS IS LYK A GREAT IDEA OMG AND IM ALSO A TOTAL BADASS BECAUSE I HATE THE JONAS BROTHERS OK