Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
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if i were u id actually do this
2:28 major douche + fails at life
Who cares what it weighs? You can't shit anything bigger than Bono
hahahaha priceless i wish i had one
Why would anyone want to WEIGH their poop? I mean, honestly.
i agree with 11:02. i like to believe girls dont poop
i weigh myself before and after. basic subtraction! 3 POUNDS! beat that!
That sounds like a fantastic idea.
I work in a lab - we have a toilet that does this...
LOL 7:51. Because I'm a girl who is okay with poop talk? Sorry to burst your bubbles, but girls do take shits.
why? just... why?
Lol. I'm glad I'm not the only one with this idea. That and a digital camera to take a picture of it.
when females dont poop it means they are not ingesting enough calories and it is their bodies response to the lack of nutrients. hold on to everything it can. so any healthy female is going to TAKE A DUMP. including the sexy ones.
Weigh yourself on a scale before & after pooping and calculate the difference.
I may or may not do this sometimes...
why is this still at the top, this site never updates, pretty bush league.
can't dr. toilet on scrubs do that?
HAHAHHA DR TOILET <3
this is amazing! i would buy one right now, regardless of cost
4:53 mr. marsh shit bigger than bono didnt he
i already invented this you cock smokers! go smoke some cock!
im a girl and i dont poop. ever.
10:45 LOL will "diarrhea and constipation" be your specialization at med school for you to need to ask people about their poop so much? i told you something needed to be wrong with you, so yeah thanks for clarifying
who thinks sotomayor should get approved and who doesn't? poll time people
Underwater cam facing up!
MARKET!! MARKET!! MARKET!! MARKET!!
Well I'm a girl too and I think this idea is pure genius.. And I'm not fat, ugly, or whatever else you wanna try to call me
Metabolism studies require this - weight before, weight after and all the other weight gained and lost from eating/peeing/pooping.
Full of shit 12:05? Literally?
lmao, 4:53, I think I may have shit something bigger than Bono this morning. Unless that WAS Bono! I didn't get a picture, though =(
Pissy? Wrong hole. You mean poopy.
it is actually. it's like you know me or something.
everyone leave this page.. I have to POOP
actually im a girl and this was my idea
To understand the importance of poop in medicine go look up The Poop Song-Scrubs on Youtube. No need to thank me.
they already have toliets that do that.
i would buy one just because
bidets kind of can cover that 508
fine 11:17 (im assuming youre 11:11 and the rest of the pro-girl poop) if you insist, we can have anal sex after all, just dont get pissy :)
And considering you are using the anoniminity of this website to start arguments, I would think you need to get laid too, no?
okay fine 10:23 than you must be ugly / fat / or something def. needs to be wrong with you.
sorry, thats how it is. (ps: pics of yourself or you're gross)
i believe that dr. toilet reads the contents. i would not be surprised if he can also weigh it though. Also, i wouldnt want a toilet that feels degraded when i shit into it when its napping
HOWS THIS FOR AN INVENTION: A MACHINE THAT AUTOMATICALLY PUNHCES YOU IN THE FACE WHENEVER YOU HAVE A STUPID IDEA. LIKE THIS ONE.
Or you could weigh yourself before and after... Cheaper. Also, poop doesn't make as much of a difference as pee does.
So glad this is anonymous...
i want one that wipes my ass
I think they have those in regular homes in Germany
1225 you win haha
Stop saying you have to be a girl to not like this idea. I'm a girl and think it's pure genius.
i might. im a pre med student too in california. what are the odds, poop girl
i want one that jerks me off...
Seriously? GTFO 2:28.
Yes. Yes. Yes.
you need to get laid 10:57. but i guess you scare away all the guys when you take smelly shits and ask them if they want to talk about it during sex
wow. i justt gotta say wow.
you just jump on scales immediately prior to poop,
then weigh again straight after,
then simple maths and hey presto
you could prob even draw a graph if you wanted
"Who would have thought you could be /so/ full of shit?"
Thats just genious!!
ha ha ha poop is the shit!
7:11 stfu this isnt the place for that shit, we're here to discuss more important things like poop weight
Possible with any toilet. Think of a scat-related version of Archimedes and the golden crown.
alert: 7:35 is a transexual who still thinks its a girl
i get my share of sorostitutes every day 11:09 so ill have to take a raincheck on hooking up with you, but im flattered
ive always wanted the flow meter/volume meter for urinals myself. See how much my bladder can hold.
for both, bathrooms could keep track of record setters and have a leaderboard, like on arcade games. type in your initials!
2nd 4:53 South Park reference FTW.
LMAO 10:34. you sound like a guy. Quite amused though.
Plus, I am ok with poop because I will be going to medical school. AKA I will be asking many people about their poop. Does that clear things up?
8:04 "you're" just stupid. and "buy" one
sorry, i couldn't resist being a grammar nazi
sorry man i already hold the patent for this... and 5:03 thank you for opening my eyes for another demographic that i could market this to
11:02, you live in some kind of la-la-land where unicorns frolic and girls don't poop.
5:34 Why are you yelling? You must be pretty worked up about this.
This was done in the craptacular on Howard Stern
Oh and the OP is a chick, I know her.
5:06 - that is a genius idea, that would make urinals at bars so much more fun.
5:34- you're a retard, this is a great fucking idea. you're either a chick or a dueche cause any man who drops a big duece is curious. especially southpark fans.
can we make a toilet that gives off a smelling measurement while we're at it....?
4:50 so men can see how big there poo was.
this wouldn't appeal to women who don't poop
this site sucks, no updates for hours at a time
Annorexics and bulimics would LOVE this!
Just an FYI, if girls didn't poop, anal would NOT be the clean sport it (most of the time) is.
So, all you ignorant guys, go find a girl who doesn't poop and put it in her ass. See what happens when you pull out. For reference to that, watch Zack and Miri.
OMG AS THE PRESIDENT OF THE ANTI JONAS BROTHERS CLUB I THINK THIS IS LYK A GREAT IDEA OMG AND IM ALSO A TOTAL BADASS BECAUSE I HATE THE JONAS BROTHERS OK