Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
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Pizza rolls are better than sex cause: you can have as many as you want, they get hot by just putting them in an oven, you can use your teeth and they don't get upset, sharing them are expected and you know the flavor you are getting by reading the box.
Right in the feels
I hear dat.
Uhh, you're doing it wrong! Pizza rolls are in NO WAY like sex. Tasty, yes.