i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
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He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
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I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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