its not stalking. its research.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
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Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
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I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
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