pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
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