what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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