Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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