theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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