anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
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You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
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I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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