he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Randomize
