I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
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god I wish my area code was more interesting lol
I'm pretty sure by you bringing it up, you are that second grader.
What the fuck is lamep? You must be from da town..
I've had one posted in the summer, it's legit
Ur not good now LOSER. What makes u think u will ever be any good?
Ur not gold now LOSER. What makes u think u will be good ever.
Only in the eastbay land of the niggs
Finally someone didn't say "First" like a 7th grader!
First 7:24 , yes your bf can cum inside you without condom and not get preggo..
I wish we were no longer censored... Fucking tfln.
omg if your texts haven't been posted, maybe they're not funny
They're talking about new years resolution. They hope they can even make it to the 10th
My favorite thing to do is poop while reading these/ like right now...
11:27 everyone know twinkies expire the guy saying they don't is talking about an episode of family guy.
Very clever! I feel the same abt myself... :(
Twinkies DO expire!!! I opened one that was in my pantry for over a year and on the bottom where the cream oozes was mold!!! Green mold!!! Like the kind you see on bread. So I always check the expiration date on TWINKIES!!
Make perfect sense. Morons. I think the reason they make u say ur seventeen is so that u can be sure to understand the content of this site. Obviusly maturity goes with that..
U people are f-ing stupid. It means that he is getting shitfaced, or it involves his/her new years resolution
What is with all you racist ass-clowns..?! The bay is all love baby!!!
The text screeners need to stop smoking pot on the job. They think everything is funny.
this is stupid since they post funny texts that get sent in im just gonna start putting them on here. "she's mad at me I guess a big heart doesn't make up for a small dick"
4:26 you fail, I'm black.
Wait, how did some of you not get this? You are a dumb. You're a dumb. You are the dumb. You're THE dumb.
In soviet russia gallon milk you... go fuck urself soviet russia guy
I last for a cpl mins in bed b4 I bust but I can go more then once ;) that's good still right?
Just because it's not dirty, you fucks think this is stupid? To me- cheap laughs, quick giggles. That's what this site is about.
Twinkies are expired right whhen they're made
Jan 10th my birthday
TFLN doesn't fail to disappoint.
8:55 that wassnt funny
I'm startin to think this site is fake, I've put plenty of great text and none of them make it.. I think they have ppl that sit and make this shit up.. Has anyone of you or someone you know posted something that made it on here?
this is fucking stupid
Oh man! I'm poopin too!
You hope you don't spoil before the 10th of January?? I don't get it.
10:28, you sound like you're a foreigner. Just so you know, NONE of us Americans GIVE A FUCK what you think.
That's my b day too!!!!
Fuck Obama. "I'm going to pull the troops out."
"I'm send 36,000 more." "I'm a dip shit and can't make up my mind."
what the fuck is with all the racism?! you have a black president now and he's the best one you've had for a long time! dumb fuckin americans!
8:55 that's terrible. You see, that's why it didnt make it
11:31 we all know you wouldn't say that to a black guys face your a sissy at least most black guys I know are real men and not little bitches like you.
omg I'm poopin as well! I love reading these on my palm pre while I sit on my throne
I've sent in some really good ones tho, and I'm all for them choosing the best of the best, but look at some of the shit that's on here, no way it's the best of the ones sent in that day/night
Wow I'm a big fan of tfln and all my friends know it so u can see why I'm frustrated and confused when I say this was an original quote from my facebook page the other day. One of my status updates from work. People are weird and quite unoriginal. It's sad to say but one of my "friends" had to have posted this "text". So either it was for me or just to see if it could pass. Stuuuupiiiid. It's from Fremont.
yea 12:18 u just gotta be persistent
i know someone who's text has been posted, have faith
7:24 it is possible to still get pregnant just not likely
I know it wasn't funny just trying to explain how lame this shit is getting
i dont get this at all, any one who does?
Question: if I'm on the pill can my boyfriend cum inside me without risk of pregnant? Should he still wear a condom?
Hehe I'm the 269th person to thumbs up this txt. All worth the waste of time that is this site. Wh, it's witty. Kinda haha but if you're one of those idiots who didn't get it right away...well, you're a ruh-tard.
New years is what we call amature hour for the people who can't handle their alcohol learn to maintain.
You're trying too hard
Fremont is lame that's why...
Wow, some of you fucktards didn't get this? It's quite genius. Just because it's not dirty, you can't laugh? Idiots.
I love how it always ends up being a fight about race and ignorance. Fucking lame. 510!!!!!
11:12 you mean they need to start smoking pot..
808, how do you call someone ignorant or stupid when you spell black, Blake?? White trash asshole
I've gotten one posted. And plenty on twi. So if you can't get them posted here. Go to twi. Simple as that... Bitch
Wow yeah I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that black people don't waste their time on this site cuz if they saw all the racism, they would raise hell. It's just fucking frat douches and skanks. I quit this site.
Its called OP is hoping that they will behave and be on the nice/good list until Jan 10th same has their milk. ie OP is hoping to not be put on the naughty list for New Years events etc . Not that hard people
9:30 eat shit you racist fuck do the world a favor hang your ignorant ass from the highest tree you can find douchebag.
THIS TEXT DOESNT MAKE ANY SENCE BROOSKI
So which is it 819? You smart fuck. I don't get it a all. NOT FUNNY
Very strang I am also on my tolite. And blacks are very ignorant and selfish. But they spend very stupid so it helps the econmy. So thanks Blake
I agree the quality of the texts have been severely declining lately, very few anymore are that funny
you people are so fucking demented and pathetic @724 you're obviously some sick fuck, 40 year old go kill yourself
Fuck all who say fremont is lame. I will fuck all of your mothers while your fathers watch.
5:30, I've had 4 real texts make it on this site.
11:31 gets mouth raped by black dudes this is just his way of taking out his frustration.
5:30 no I haven't and I'm pretty sure the mods post on the site their the ones defending their stupid choices and saying their posts make it all the time
The naughty list for New Year's events? You're totally talking out of your ass and the OP doesn't make any goddamn sense and can eat a dick.
Ugh!! Fiveoneohhhyess.. Cute text.
10:13 what are you talking about it's a play on words the milk says good through the tenth he's hoping he's good for new years a time notorious for for doin dumb shit.
Oh. Ok. By the way, your statement is ignorant. There are gangs everywhere. Also, love.