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  • I'm pretty sure by you bringing it up, you are that second grader.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 5:05pm
  • god I wish my area code was more interesting lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 10:49pm
  • Ur not good now LOSER. What makes u think u will ever be any good?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 6:39pm
  • What the fuck is lamep? You must be from da town..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 2:49pm
  • I've had one posted in the summer, it's legit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 5:52pm
  • Finally someone didn't say "First" like a 7th grader!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 5:04pm
  • Ur not gold now LOSER. What makes u think u will be good ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 6:19pm
  • My favorite thing to do is poop while reading these/ like right now...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 7:02pm
  • First 7:24 , yes your bf can cum inside you without condom and not get preggo..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 8:27pm
  • Only in the eastbay land of the niggs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 1:42am
  • I wish we were no longer censored... Fucking tfln.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 11:20pm
  • They're talking about new years resolution. They hope they can even make it to the 10th

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 8:19pm
  • U people are f-ing stupid. It means that he is getting shitfaced, or it involves his/her new years resolution

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 8:19pm
  • omg if your texts haven't been posted, maybe they're not funny startling concept

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 5:33pm
  • Make perfect sense. Morons. I think the reason they make u say ur seventeen is so that u can be sure to understand the content of this site. Obviusly maturity goes with that..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 2:26pm
  • 11:27 everyone know twinkies expire the guy saying they don't is talking about an episode of family guy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 11:33pm
  • The text screeners need to stop smoking pot on the job. They think everything is funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 11:12pm
  • Very clever! I feel the same abt myself... :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 5:02pm
  • this is stupid since they post funny texts that get sent in im just gonna start putting them on here. "she's mad at me I guess a big heart doesn't make up for a small dick"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 8:55pm
  • What is with all you racist ass-clowns..?! The bay is all love baby!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 1:48am
  • 4:26 you fail, I'm black.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 5:00am
  • Wait, how did some of you not get this? You are a dumb. You're a dumb. You are the dumb. You're THE dumb.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 2:19am
  • Twinkies are expired right whhen they're made

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 7:05pm
  • Twinkies DO expire!!! I opened one that was in my pantry for over a year and on the bottom where the cream oozes was mold!!! Green mold!!! Like the kind you see on bread. So I always check the expiration date on TWINKIES!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 11:27pm
  • In soviet russia gallon milk you... go fuck urself soviet russia guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 8:26pm
  • 8:55 that wassnt funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 9:22pm
  • Jan 10th my birthday

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 12:57pm
  • I last for a cpl mins in bed b4 I bust but I can go more then once ;) that's good still right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 12:18am
  • Oh man! I'm poopin too!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 7:04pm
  • TFLN doesn't fail to disappoint.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 9:22pm
  • You hope you don't spoil before the 10th of January?? I don't get it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 5:52pm
  • I'm startin to think this site is fake, I've put plenty of great text and none of them make it.. I think they have ppl that sit and make this shit up.. Has anyone of you or someone you know posted something that made it on here?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 5:30pm
  • Just because it's not dirty, you fucks think this is stupid? To me- cheap laughs, quick giggles. That's what this site is about.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 1:40am
  • Fuck Obama. "I'm going to pull the troops out." "I'm send 36,000 more." "I'm a dip shit and can't make up my mind."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:14am
  • 10:28, you sound like you're a foreigner. Just so you know, NONE of us Americans GIVE A FUCK what you think.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 9:05am
  • That's my b day too!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 5:40pm
  • what the fuck is with all the racism?! you have a black president now and he's the best one you've had for a long time! dumb fuckin americans!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 10:28pm
  • 8:55 that's terrible. You see, that's why it didnt make it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 5:59am
  • 11:31 we all know you wouldn't say that to a black guys face your a sissy at least most black guys I know are real men and not little bitches like you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 11:36pm
  • Wow I'm a big fan of tfln and all my friends know it so u can see why I'm frustrated and confused when I say this was an original quote from my facebook page the other day. One of my status updates from work. People are weird and quite unoriginal. It's sad to say but one of my "friends" had to have posted this "text". So either it was for me or just to see if it could pass. Stuuuupiiiid. It's from Fremont.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 2:39pm
  • this is fucking stupid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 1:13am
  • yea 12:18 u just gotta be persistent

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 12:39am
  • I've sent in some really good ones tho, and I'm all for them choosing the best of the best, but look at some of the shit that's on here, no way it's the best of the ones sent in that day/night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 5:35pm
  • Hehe I'm the 269th person to thumbs up this txt. All worth the waste of time that is this site. Wh, it's witty. Kinda haha but if you're one of those idiots who didn't get it right away...well, you're a ruh-tard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 1:44am
  • You're trying too hard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 8:29am
  • i dont get this at all, any one who does?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 8:09pm
  • i know someone who's text has been posted, have faith

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 5:32pm
  • I know it wasn't funny just trying to explain how lame this shit is getting

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 9:30pm
  • 7:24 it is possible to still get pregnant just not likely

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 8:32pm
  • New years is what we call amature hour for the people who can't handle their alcohol learn to maintain.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 11:28pm
  • omg I'm poopin as well! I love reading these on my palm pre while I sit on my throne

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 7:10pm
  • Wow, some of you fucktards didn't get this? It's quite genius. Just because it's not dirty, you can't laugh? Idiots.

    Submitted by sofuckoffright on Oct 20, 11 at 2:17pm
  • 11:12 you mean they need to start smoking pot..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 2:44am
  • I love how it always ends up being a fight about race and ignorance. Fucking lame. 510!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 2:24pm
  • Very strang I am also on my tolite. And blacks are very ignorant and selfish. But they spend very stupid so it helps the econmy. So thanks Blake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 8:08pm
  • Question: if I'm on the pill can my boyfriend cum inside me without risk of pregnant? Should he still wear a condom?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 7:24pm
  • 9:30 eat shit you racist fuck do the world a favor hang your ignorant ass from the highest tree you can find douchebag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 9:36pm
  • Its called OP is hoping that they will behave and be on the nice/good list until Jan 10th same has their milk. ie OP is hoping to not be put on the naughty list for New Years events etc . Not that hard people

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 10:13pm
  • Wow yeah I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that black people don't waste their time on this site cuz if they saw all the racism, they would raise hell. It's just fucking frat douches and skanks. I quit this site.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 4:26am
  • I've gotten one posted. And plenty on twi. So if you can't get them posted here. Go to twi. Simple as that... Bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 6:15pm
  • you people are so fucking demented and pathetic @724 you're obviously some sick fuck, 40 year old go kill yourself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 7:29pm
  • 808, how do you call someone ignorant or stupid when you spell black, Blake?? White trash asshole

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 11:35pm
  • Fremont is lame that's why...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 4:42pm
  • I agree the quality of the texts have been severely declining lately, very few anymore are that funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 10:15pm
  • THIS TEXT DOESNT MAKE ANY SENCE BROOSKI

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:43am
  • 5:30, I've had 4 real texts make it on this site.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 7:31pm
  • Fuck all who say fremont is lame. I will fuck all of your mothers while your fathers watch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:25am
  • So which is it 819? You smart fuck. I don't get it a all. NOT FUNNY

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 8:42pm
  • Ugh!! Fiveoneohhhyess.. Cute text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 1:46am
  • 11:31 gets mouth raped by black dudes this is just his way of taking out his frustration.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 11:41pm
  • 5:30 no I haven't and I'm pretty sure the mods post on the site their the ones defending their stupid choices and saying their posts make it all the time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 6:04pm
  • 10:13 what are you talking about it's a play on words the milk says good through the tenth he's hoping he's good for new years a time notorious for for doin dumb shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 11:24pm
  • The naughty list for New Year's events? You're totally talking out of your ass and the OP doesn't make any goddamn sense and can eat a dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 10:36pm
  • Oh. Ok. By the way, your statement is ignorant. There are gangs everywhere. Also, love.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 1:57am