I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
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I'm pretty sure by you bringing it up, you are that second grader.
god I wish my area code was more interesting lol
Ur not good now LOSER. What makes u think u will ever be any good?
What the fuck is lamep? You must be from da town..
I've had one posted in the summer, it's legit
Finally someone didn't say "First" like a 7th grader!
Ur not gold now LOSER. What makes u think u will be good ever.
My favorite thing to do is poop while reading these/ like right now...
First 7:24 , yes your bf can cum inside you without condom and not get preggo..
Only in the eastbay land of the niggs
I wish we were no longer censored... Fucking tfln.
They're talking about new years resolution. They hope they can even make it to the 10th
U people are f-ing stupid. It means that he is getting shitfaced, or it involves his/her new years resolution
omg if your texts haven't been posted, maybe they're not funny
Make perfect sense. Morons. I think the reason they make u say ur seventeen is so that u can be sure to understand the content of this site. Obviusly maturity goes with that..
11:27 everyone know twinkies expire the guy saying they don't is talking about an episode of family guy.
The text screeners need to stop smoking pot on the job. They think everything is funny.
Very clever! I feel the same abt myself... :(
this is stupid since they post funny texts that get sent in im just gonna start putting them on here. "she's mad at me I guess a big heart doesn't make up for a small dick"
What is with all you racist ass-clowns..?! The bay is all love baby!!!
4:26 you fail, I'm black.
Wait, how did some of you not get this? You are a dumb. You're a dumb. You are the dumb. You're THE dumb.
Twinkies are expired right whhen they're made
Twinkies DO expire!!! I opened one that was in my pantry for over a year and on the bottom where the cream oozes was mold!!! Green mold!!! Like the kind you see on bread. So I always check the expiration date on TWINKIES!!
In soviet russia gallon milk you... go fuck urself soviet russia guy
8:55 that wassnt funny
Jan 10th my birthday
I last for a cpl mins in bed b4 I bust but I can go more then once ;) that's good still right?
Oh man! I'm poopin too!
TFLN doesn't fail to disappoint.
You hope you don't spoil before the 10th of January?? I don't get it.
I'm startin to think this site is fake, I've put plenty of great text and none of them make it.. I think they have ppl that sit and make this shit up.. Has anyone of you or someone you know posted something that made it on here?
Just because it's not dirty, you fucks think this is stupid? To me- cheap laughs, quick giggles. That's what this site is about.
Fuck Obama. "I'm going to pull the troops out."
"I'm send 36,000 more." "I'm a dip shit and can't make up my mind."
10:28, you sound like you're a foreigner. Just so you know, NONE of us Americans GIVE A FUCK what you think.
That's my b day too!!!!
what the fuck is with all the racism?! you have a black president now and he's the best one you've had for a long time! dumb fuckin americans!
8:55 that's terrible. You see, that's why it didnt make it
11:31 we all know you wouldn't say that to a black guys face your a sissy at least most black guys I know are real men and not little bitches like you.
Wow I'm a big fan of tfln and all my friends know it so u can see why I'm frustrated and confused when I say this was an original quote from my facebook page the other day. One of my status updates from work. People are weird and quite unoriginal. It's sad to say but one of my "friends" had to have posted this "text". So either it was for me or just to see if it could pass. Stuuuupiiiid. It's from Fremont.
this is fucking stupid
yea 12:18 u just gotta be persistent
I've sent in some really good ones tho, and I'm all for them choosing the best of the best, but look at some of the shit that's on here, no way it's the best of the ones sent in that day/night
Hehe I'm the 269th person to thumbs up this txt. All worth the waste of time that is this site. Wh, it's witty. Kinda haha but if you're one of those idiots who didn't get it right away...well, you're a ruh-tard.
You're trying too hard
i dont get this at all, any one who does?
i know someone who's text has been posted, have faith
I know it wasn't funny just trying to explain how lame this shit is getting
7:24 it is possible to still get pregnant just not likely
New years is what we call amature hour for the people who can't handle their alcohol learn to maintain.
omg I'm poopin as well! I love reading these on my palm pre while I sit on my throne
Wow, some of you fucktards didn't get this? It's quite genius. Just because it's not dirty, you can't laugh? Idiots.
11:12 you mean they need to start smoking pot..
I love how it always ends up being a fight about race and ignorance. Fucking lame. 510!!!!!
Very strang I am also on my tolite. And blacks are very ignorant and selfish. But they spend very stupid so it helps the econmy. So thanks Blake
Question: if I'm on the pill can my boyfriend cum inside me without risk of pregnant? Should he still wear a condom?
9:30 eat shit you racist fuck do the world a favor hang your ignorant ass from the highest tree you can find douchebag.
Its called OP is hoping that they will behave and be on the nice/good list until Jan 10th same has their milk. ie OP is hoping to not be put on the naughty list for New Years events etc . Not that hard people
Wow yeah I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that black people don't waste their time on this site cuz if they saw all the racism, they would raise hell. It's just fucking frat douches and skanks. I quit this site.
I've gotten one posted. And plenty on twi. So if you can't get them posted here. Go to twi. Simple as that... Bitch
you people are so fucking demented and pathetic @724 you're obviously some sick fuck, 40 year old go kill yourself
808, how do you call someone ignorant or stupid when you spell black, Blake?? White trash asshole
Fremont is lame that's why...
I agree the quality of the texts have been severely declining lately, very few anymore are that funny
THIS TEXT DOESNT MAKE ANY SENCE BROOSKI
5:30, I've had 4 real texts make it on this site.
Fuck all who say fremont is lame. I will fuck all of your mothers while your fathers watch.
So which is it 819? You smart fuck. I don't get it a all. NOT FUNNY
Ugh!! Fiveoneohhhyess.. Cute text.
11:31 gets mouth raped by black dudes this is just his way of taking out his frustration.
5:30 no I haven't and I'm pretty sure the mods post on the site their the ones defending their stupid choices and saying their posts make it all the time
10:13 what are you talking about it's a play on words the milk says good through the tenth he's hoping he's good for new years a time notorious for for doin dumb shit.
The naughty list for New Year's events? You're totally talking out of your ass and the OP doesn't make any goddamn sense and can eat a dick.
Oh. Ok. By the way, your statement is ignorant. There are gangs everywhere. Also, love.