At least make sure they are 18
Why
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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