I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
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He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
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Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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