i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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