so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
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i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
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According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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